The truth is

The most vile thing you can do to another person, much less a spouse or someone whom you pledge your loyalty, love, and possible admiration for, is to eat on their side of the bed. With the covers pulled back. I must tell you I came to this very conclusion while I pulled chunks of fresh Italian bread apart and smeared the soft fluffy innards on a half stick of sweet salted butter. On his side of the bed. With the covers pulled back.